An open letter to The Omni in Toledo Ohio :)

Dear Omni,
Hai, Froggy hurr. I just wanted to take a moment to thank you. For what you might ask? For being the hottest, sweatiest, most poorly ventilated venue on the planet. Now, when you first read this you might ask yourself why one would be thankful for such a thing. Well, you see, as a result of the oven that is your venue, Adam Mitchel Lambert was dripping wet with sweat during his show on June 8th 2010. It may come as a surprise to you, but Adam looks particularly good whilst wet and sticky. Running his fingers through soaking hair, allowing the steam of the night to transform him into a frisky wild cat on stage. Perhaps this heat also contributed to his brain telling him he absolutely had to make love to all 1200 of us? His solution to such a desire? Slowly torturing all of us with the sensual Whole Lotta Love, acoustic version, of course. So, Omni, thank you, because of you I had the sweatiest, steamiest, and most orgasmically beautiful night of my life.

Lahve,
The Frog