So We Have Established,

that I, the sun, need to follow the frog around for all of eternity to capture the racetrack that is her brian, I mean life, she has a smutty life though...sometimes way too smutty for me. But you would probably like that... you like smut too don't ya? Shame on you! Anyways, I am much too boring alone. She gives me things to talk about. If I knew her in real life I would be hiding in the corner 24/7. I virtually hide in the corner most days while talking to her. But that is the usual routine. And it somehow works. Oh look, her last comment reads "ok i need to finish this fic i was reading :) brb"

I rest my case.

Edited to add another:

"ok still reading smut XD lmao brb"