Dear Sunshine, and the world, but mostly Sunshine,

I am aware you are concerned that I am going to make our blog about nothing but Adam's peen. Look, I understand this concern. However, you should understand, that there is more to zipper pants than just peen. I mean, ok, look...the only reason I like those pants is because they are oh so ~flattering to that certain area of Adam's anatomy. But they also have a shiny zipper. I like shiny things. Hence why I like you, SunSHINE(y). xD

Lahve,
The Frog