In Response To Froggy's Post...Ahem.

The Adam, Tommy kiss....

I need to sing you a song.

It goes a little something like this:

I kissed a boyyy and I liked it...
The taste of his cherry chapstick...
I kissed a boyyy just to try it
I hope his girlfriend don't mind it,
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean we're in love tonight

*sneaks away veryyy quietly*

How to fap yourself into another dimension~

Hello lahves, Froggy hurr. So....tonight in Washington DC Adam Mitchel Lambert and Thomas Joseph Ratliff did this:




Then, later on in the evening, Adam and his epic, sexy, stellar, incredible, fucking out of this world band did this:



Watch both videos back to back....watch them over and over again....I dare you....and when you are done, you will have indeed fapped yourself into another dimension.

The sexiness of the kiss. The AMAZING fucking vocals in WLL (this man is not real and no one will ever be able to convince me otherwise).....the half acoustic/half electric situation. HE GOT ON HIS FUCKING KNEES to sing those last notes....omfg....I just don't even have words for how truly epic Adam Mitchel Lambert is. He is a legend already in my eyes. The most epic performer of all time.

Oh and he totally ate Tommy's face. He's such a pretty wittle Tommy kitty....nomnomnom. xD

Lahve,
The Frog

Maybe I Should Be Like Cheeks

And accept that I have lost my funny, was never funny in the first place, or misplaced it during my Adam spazzing...

I will contemplate this and get back to you on that one.


On a side note: britttneyx on my twitter informs us all that "8.5 is the length of 2 fucking hot dogs!!"

In case you needed to know that for any reason... you are now well informed.

Sincerely,
Sunshine

Oh Great Froggy... Now Look What You Did!

You are going to make them all think I am needy and stuff! :P When.........IN REALITY I am just...needy. There's a difference Frog...there's a difference. See...now if only I could make them see this.

Hai guise, I lurve you and would love to know who actually reads this nonsense, that's all ;)

Love,
Flaming Ball of Gas That Heats The Earth :)

So, Sunshine said to me just now....

...that she would post more if more poeple commented on this here blog more.....she's very needy star that sits at the center of our solar system. :)

So I said to her, "hey Sunshine, we should make a post about that."

To which she replied, "Ok...but you go first."

So, here I am.

Ya know guise, I know we're not that interesting and all I talk about is peen and pants and Adommy lovin', but...Sunshine is needy and needs comments.

So comment my celestial friend so she doesn't abandon my amphibian ass on the couch all by myself. xD

Lahve,
The Frog

I'm Drinking.

What? Who is this posting? It can't be Sunshine. Can it? No.... *gasp* What? Wait no... seriously... huh?

Yeah you caught me. I'm drinking...drinking water out of a fake plastic wine cup while Froggy gets drunk on Tequila. My life fails, miserably.

But I win because I can seem more drunk without being drunk than she will ever be. Look, I even sound drunk because I'm rambling. At least I can spell, right?

Hellerp Hangdover.


Note: My whole twitter feed is also on something right now. It's scaring me...lmfao

^^^^ See That Couch Up There ^^^^

I just realized my whole entire head is bigger than Adam's body alone. The Sun has a huge ass head. Well....better to see you with...better to hear you with...and better to think up and make stupid posts for you my dear :)


The Frog is looking rather bloated too... hai Froggy...think about cutting down on the Adommy consumption eh? Lurve you :D

So I Guess I'm Supposed To Post Something Normal Now...And Innocent

Hm...

Well I was practicing my drawing skills (or lack there of) on Adam today...and I became very frustrated when I soon noticed his eyes were starting to look alien-ish. And not in a good way. I then noticed that his body was not proportioned right, and he began to resemble a bobblehead doll, instead of the precious singer I love with his cute little buzz cut on the side. So i erased his head. Yes, I erased his head.The top part. And tried to fix his hair. And then I tired to fix his hand because it was too small. And well... what I WILL say is that Adam Lambert does not have a face right now...just some nice little smexy eyebrows...messed up hair and a bobblehead-ish type figure goin' on. Needless to say... i'm holding off until tomorrow to make another attempt at that one.

Love,
Pathetic Sunshine and her pencil drawing o.O

Tender little kissies~

First night in NYC, Adam and Tommy killed us with sexiness, and on night 2 they killed us with presh:



Tender little pecks for his pretty, pretty Kitty. I love how Adam totally didn't even mind fucking up his own lyrics to dive back in for just one more smooch. I bet he tasted like cherry lip gloss. Rawr~

Who knows what these teases have in store for us next...all I know is, I'm lovin' me some Adommy.

Lahve,
The Frog

Once upon a time....

...Adam Mitchel Lambert and Thomas Joseph Ratliff tongued each other down on stage. I fapped for 2 hours and then fapped again...and again...and again....

My panties melted. My brain is mush.

Ladies and gentlemen....prepare to jizz


Later that night, Adam Mitchel Lambert came back out and made love to the entire audience with his voice



And we all fapped ourselves out of existence.

Lahve,
A very dead Frog

Once upon a time...

Adam Mitchel Lambert and Tommy Joe Ratliff had lip secs.



My panties just melted.

DID YOU FUCKING SEE THAT!? He grabbed him by the hair and pulled him in and gave his chin the slightest of licks after their lips came THIS fucking close to touching.

Adam and Tommy then proceeded to laugh, knowing that we all want to see them kiss again, and also knowing that being the two biggest teases on the planet is great fun.

So, in conclusion, this is my fap material for the rest of the year.

Lahve,
The Frog

Two Words.

Lip Secs.

That is all. Thank you, come again.

Sunshine


~Now over to Froggy because she will out-do me like she always does and run off and steal my idea. Yep, ICU. Here it comes :P Oh well, I'll let her.

Dear Froggy,

Surprise :) I'm home. Now you can't miss me because I wasn't gone long enough :) Don't shrivel up! noooooooooo!

*Hugs her froggy* Hai XD

Lahve,
Sunshine

Dear Sunshine, This Frog Misses You~

Dear Sunshine:

I have recently been informed that you are babysitting and will be away from the computer for a few days. Your Frog misses you. After all, what is a frog without the Sunshine anyways? Well....actually, it would be dead, as all life springs from the sun. So....don't let this frog shrivel up and die, come back, cause i'm coooooold and I need The Sun to warm up my slimy frog skin. xD

Lahve,
Froggy

Adam Lambert Is My Love Warrior~

Froggy hurr. :) So, Twitter went down tonight....and I had nothing better to do than ramble and rant. About what you might ask? My favorite subject of course. Enjoy. :)

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I hear so many people criticize Adam these days. It’s usually something like "He can't sing." or "His 15 minutes will be up soon." or even small minded comments about his AMA performance (which, btw, I can't believe some people are STILL not over. How long has it been now? Nearly 7 months?). These comments all come from a sheltered place. A place in the mind that is afraid to embrace something that is different. Oh no, a boy in eyeliner, run. Oh my god he's gay, hide the children. How dare he make a dance song, he was the rocker dude on Idol. So many people living inside of their tiny little boxes. Isn’t it cramped in there? It’s much more fun on the outside.

This past year or so Adam has opened my eyes to the beauty that is freedom of expression. One should not have to hide who they are for fear of being laughed at or criticized. If they laugh or judge or scold you for being who you are, then let them. At the end of the day they will still be inside of their sad little boxes, and you will be dancing free outside of yours. Adam exudes love. His powerful, positive aura is nearly visible when you see him in person. It is a beautiful feeling to share a room with such a loving and kind soul. Often times I wonder how he manages to stay so positive and loving amongst all the hate that is thrown his way on a daily basis. And then I remember, that Adam lives his own philosophy; love overcomes hate. Many of us try to fight hate with more hate, only to end up tangled in a web of negativity. What is Adam’s solution? Kill ‘em with love. Adam is not nor has he ever been ashamed of who he is. He is proud, outspoken, flamboyant, and awe inspiring. He makes me want to be a better person everyday.

He can’t sing? Go to a show and I dare you to look me in the eyes and say that. His 15 minutes will be up soon? Are you sure about that? Because it’s been over a year since Season 8 of Idol ended and Adam has a gold album in the US that is verging on platinum (FYE is also already platinum in Canada and a few other countries), a platinum single that was also a huge top 10 hit, huge international success, and is now embarking on his first SOLD OUT solo tour across the US. He has been on Oprah and dozens of other talk shows and late night programs (Leno and Ellen three times now, each), and he just debuted his fourth music video in less than a year. His video for WWFM was number 1 on VH1 for weeks (I honestly lost count) and is currently ranked as the number 1 video of 2010 on VH1 (even bigger than Lady Gaga’s Bad Romance video, which came in second). So when were these 15 minutes supposed to end exactly?

And to those of you who are still stuck on how “inappropriate” his AMA performance was, I highly suggest you step out of your box, set that mother fucker on fire, and never look back. If seeing two boys kiss or simulate oral sex is that shocking to you, then you haven’t lived my friend.

I will end this rant by saying this. Anyone who doesn’t have Adam Lambert in their lives is missing out. He is my hero in every sense of the word, and I will be loyal to the end.

Lahve,
The Frog

Space Caterpillar

Dear Adam, and the world, but mostly Adam:

Hai. What the actual fucko is this? xD



Space caterpillar? Zombie dragon? Or did the effect of this video literally cause me to trip balls and thus see a large space insect/mythical creature that is not actually there?

Whatever it is, I fucking love it. You are epic. If I Had You is epic. Get inside me nao. The caterpillar will have to wait over there.

Lahve,
The Frog

I Don't Even Know What To Title This

Sunshine. Again.

This lovely piece of poetry was written for me months ago by the frog, just thought I'd share.

"THERE ONCE WAS A GIRL NAMED ASS1, WHO WAS A FROG AND WAS FUN. SHE LIKED TO SAY PEEN, AND ACT LIKE A QUEEN, AND WAS MEAN TO THE SWEET CONDOM SUN. the end :)"

Hobo. Adam. Is. Following. The. Frog.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA.

These things highly entertain me. Lmfao. Win. Haaaaaaaaahahaahaha.

http://twitter.com/HOBOADAM

Yes, this person gets a whole post dedicated to them.

This night is strange,
Sunshine

Buzzfrog

This is a post dedicated to Froggy. She swears she is not drunk, but I aint buying that hahahaha. And uh, yeah, that's about all I'm gonna say in this post.

Plus this is a great excuse to title a post "Buzzfrog". I think I have waited my whole life to do that.

Have a great night poeple :D

Bai.

If I Had You video premieres today, June 14th! :)

Hai, The Frog hurr. :) So, the If I Had You video premieres today. Pretty epic. Also, I just wanted an excuse to post this picture of Adam on our blog, because let's face it...he looks DAMN good in those pants. UNF

I mean seriously, there should be some sort of law that says Adam has to wear THOSE pants all day, everyday. Damn.

So, here I go again, intending to write a post about something "normal" and going off on a tangent about Adam and his assets again. But come on poeple, if you say you're NOT looking at all THAT then you were born without eyes. :)

I rest my case.

I will leave you with this epic quote, from If I Had You, sung by our beautiful love warrior, Adam Mitchel Lambert: "...and i'm workin' my STRUT by I know IT DON'T MATTER, all we need in this world is some LOVE."

It's all about the LOVE, poeple....oh, and that glamaconda Adam is packin' in those jeans.

Lahve,
The Frog

Watermelon, Beachball

Hello this is Sunshine here, reporting to you while laughing hysterically.

I swear I cannot make these things up, first of all

I was having a nice little chat with my mom when she commented on something that I found more than worthy of sharing on this here blog. She said, "You flailed from birth". I know, not funny yet...it gets better I assure you. While she is describing how I flailed the day I was born... she proceeds to act out my flailing in the most hysterical manner. Cue sound effects. "Wahhhhhhhhhhhh, waaaaah, weeeeeeh, weeeeeh" as she literally flails around to prove her point. So I am already laughing at this. THEN, she informs me that I kicked her while inside the womb. "Watermelon, beachball, Watermelon, beachball".

So, you see, I am now certain I have been a spaz since the day I was born. Even before that, actually. Oh...and apparently its on video.

What a great thing to find out about yourself hahahaha.

Love,
Spazshine

I Caved...I Bought It....It Was Calling My Name :D

I'm home from Target...and I have in my hands...Take One :)

Why had I not bought it before you may ask? Adam didn't want them to make money off him and I didn't want them to either. But, you see, his pretty face was staring at me in the CD section... and I finally bought it :D And now my life is complete. I may never play the damn thing though because I keep staring at it :D He's so prettehhh. mmmmm :)

Love,
Le sun :D XD :) X)

"Put that on your blog!"

Well, okay Adam....your wish is my command. :)

Adam being beyond adorable and presh during soundcheck at the Stir Cove show. Damn this boy can saaaaang....oh and he's also the most adorable person to ever exist. His falsetto is UNF. Madonna covers. Enjoy~



Lahve,
The Frog

Sunshine, ICU~

Dear Sunshine, and the world, but mostly Sunshine,

ICU talking about me. ICU quoting me. ICU.

But do you wanna know what I see most of all? ICU loving smut. ICU loving Adam and the glamaconda that lives in his pants. ICU being badshine. :)

What you guys don't realize is that Sunshine only encourages me in my perviness.

Yup.

Lahve,
The Frog

So We Have Established,

that I, the sun, need to follow the frog around for all of eternity to capture the racetrack that is her brian, I mean life, she has a smutty life though...sometimes way too smutty for me. But you would probably like that... you like smut too don't ya? Shame on you! Anyways, I am much too boring alone. She gives me things to talk about. If I knew her in real life I would be hiding in the corner 24/7. I virtually hide in the corner most days while talking to her. But that is the usual routine. And it somehow works. Oh look, her last comment reads "ok i need to finish this fic i was reading :) brb"

I rest my case.

Edited to add another:

"ok still reading smut XD lmao brb"

When I Say Epic I Mean,

Hai it's me Sunshine...just really wanting to post something :)

I am secretly quoting the frog word for word on why she finds Adam epic. Well maybe she knows I am quoting her... I think she does actually. Anyways, follow me into her mind poeple, but be careful...this could be dangerous.

epic (eh-pick): also see: epicness or Adam Lambert

Definition: "Ok first is the voice, that's what I fell in love with. I didn't even think Adam was sexy when I first saw him on Idol. HOW THE ACTUAL FUCK DID I NOT FIND HIM SEXY!? o.O But anyways, the voice...it was like nothing I had ever heard. I remember around the top 8 or so saying "I kinda have a crush on this Adam dude...he's mysterious...he's kinda cute." Kinda cute what a fucking understatement xD. Anyways I started finding out more about his personality and what a fucking amazing guy he is he's so humble, and sweet and down to earth he's not arrogant at all even though he's ridiculously talented and sexy and funny, and intelligent. He radiates love, every one who meets him or gets near him always says how positive he is. Gaaaaah he's just so epic, lol. He's witty and sexy and smart and funny and I know i'm repeating myself haha. He has a perfect body....PERFECT. He has such a kind soul, he's like a new age hippie....all about love and peace and kindness, and he's honest.....omg is he honest. He doesn't give a FUCK what anyone thinks of him and he's gonna do what he feels is right no matter what....and he's sweet, he is genuinely sweet to everyone he meets.....no bullshit with Adam, just fierce realness and he doesnt take himself too seriously.....like in Fever when he dances all campy and shit and smacks himself in the head xD God I love that. It's obvious he's never going to turn into one of those stars who is just too good for everyone else....he's so fucking reeeeal.....I dont even think he realizes how epic he is, which makes him even more epic.....he's just Adam...he's just doin his thing and if you wanna come along for the ride, then hop on (UNF) and hold on tight :) Oh and he has a huge peen and yeah, thats just the cherry on top of the epic sundae that is Adam Lambert. PRINT THAT SHIT xD"

An open letter to The Omni in Toledo Ohio :)

Dear Omni,
Hai, Froggy hurr. I just wanted to take a moment to thank you. For what you might ask? For being the hottest, sweatiest, most poorly ventilated venue on the planet. Now, when you first read this you might ask yourself why one would be thankful for such a thing. Well, you see, as a result of the oven that is your venue, Adam Mitchel Lambert was dripping wet with sweat during his show on June 8th 2010. It may come as a surprise to you, but Adam looks particularly good whilst wet and sticky. Running his fingers through soaking hair, allowing the steam of the night to transform him into a frisky wild cat on stage. Perhaps this heat also contributed to his brain telling him he absolutely had to make love to all 1200 of us? His solution to such a desire? Slowly torturing all of us with the sensual Whole Lotta Love, acoustic version, of course. So, Omni, thank you, because of you I had the sweatiest, steamiest, and most orgasmically beautiful night of my life.

Lahve,
The Frog

Poor Adam, I'm Sorry I Screamed In Your Beautiful Face

Sunshine here, but cautiously hiding from all readers,

I'd like to take you back to the beginning of Adam's career, during the Idol's Live Tour that visited 50 or so cities...and tell you the story of an excited fan, a homemade t-shirt, a high pitched voice, and Adam's poor ears.

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17 year old Sunshine was so excited to see Adam Lambert live in concert...she could not believe she was going to see him!!!! (Yes I am going to talk in third person, it is less embarrassing that way). Anyways, little ol' sunshine had the brilliant plan to run out to the nearest craft store and design a homemade t-shirt to wear to the concert. So she bought a plain black t-shirt, some fabric paint, and was on her merry little way back home. She had it all planned out... she knew what she was going to write. She wrote the words "ADAM HUG ME PLEASE" in big letters across the shirt. It had a few visible smears and such on it...but she tried to cover them... and nevertheless, she wore it to the concert.

Lets skip the concert...it was epic and Sunshine screamed like a high pitched little girl and she was happy and flailed and all the people around her were mad because she wouldn't stop screaming. She was a tad bit excited.

After the concert Sunshine left her mom in the big crowd of people so she could run...okay speed walk...very, very fast to the barricades. She got a spot front row and waited to see Adam. After waiting for about an hour Sunshine saw Adam Lambert. She screamed hysterically with the rest of the mob. But the best part comes after...when Adam Lambert got in hearing distance of Sunshine... she repeatedly screamed at the poor rockstar to read her shirt. "Adam read my shirt!! Adam!! Adam can you please read my shirt?? Adam read my shirt!! Adam!! Adam!! Adam read my shirt!!" Oh, I'd say... about... at least 20 times. She managed to get his autograph twice and the rest of the idols autographs. How? I don't know. Poor Adam just smiled as he sped through the crowd of demanding fans. Sunshine acted like a chicken with her head cut off. Adam never did read her shirt. Or did he...? Sunshine's mom had one last final idea...as the buses pulled out of the parking lot...Sunshine stood at the barricades waving her arms around and flailing at one last attempt that her favorite Idol would possibly read her shirt and appreciate her. She watched as the buses pulled out, standing there in a trance of disappointment, awe, excitement, and happiness.

Sunshine's mom didn't like Adam for a while after that. How dare he ignore her daughter! Sunshine loved him so much even though he didn't read her shirt; she eventually got her mom to understand that Adam Lambert could not possibly make time for every fan. Sunshine was still so thankful for the night and to have gotten his autograph, twice.

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That is what happens when you send a 17 year old nutcase like myself to see Adam Lambert for the first time. (And for the record, I'm 18 now thank you very much :) Ha!) Here's hoping to the fact that I will take the calm and collected route next time I have a chance to come within 10 feet of him and can actually tell him what an inspiration he is to me and how much I love him. Cheers :)

Froggy's long, rambling review of Glam Nation in Toledo on June 8th, 2010. :)

I never imagined that seeing a concert could change ones life. I had heard so many people say before my experience that seeing Adam Lambert live changes you inside forever, but I now know you have to be there and feel it for yourself to truly grasp what that means. Standing outside for over 7 hours, much of it in the rain, ended up actually being quite a fun experience. I met so many nice people, and we had tons of fun watching the buses and the band come off of them. We stood there for about an hour and half waiting to see Adam come off of his bus. It was being blocked for the most part by the band's bus in front of it, but we were off to the side and could see to the back where his was. All we really wanted was once glimpse. Just when we thought we wouldn't be seeing him, out of the corner of my eye I see a tall man in a baseball cap and black Ugg boots ninja into the venue. It was so fast that hardly anyone saw it. @Manon74 and I looked at one another. Was that him? It was hard to tell. But the boots. He was tall and thin. I didn't even have time to get a glimpse at his face. We were pretty sure it was him, and now looking back on it....i'm positive it was him. Adam is a ninja. Cam is also a ninja. As we stood there at the barricades, this thin figure slinked quickly under the caution tape with a jacket over their head to protect from the rain. It was right next to us and took us off guard. Someone over on the side yelled "Cam!!" and as we watched he climb on to the bus I yelled something like "Cam ICU!" xD She lifted the jacket, looked over at us, and smiled. This band is full of ninjas I tell ya. Neil also thinks he is a ninja but he’s not a good one. We saw him get off the first bus and try to slink away, but we were all like “NEIL WE SEE YOU!” xD and he gave us a slight little wave with his back turned. Hahaha. I met Longineu and he is extremely nice. I had @Manon74 attempt to take a picture of us with my camera, and I guess I had accidentally hit the self timer button before I handed it to her, because it just would not go off. So there we are, me and LP, just snuggling watching this green light flash on my camera waiting for it to go off. After about 30 seconds of standing there, and me giggling at how silly this all was, she decided to just take the picture with her camera. He has an extremely calm energy about him and made quite a few rounds around the barricades to make sure everyone who wanted a picture or an autograph got one. Such a sweetheart.

So after a few more hours of waiting, and anticipating, we were finally let inside. Myself, @tonzey211 and @Manon74 and I were lucky enough to snag spots in the front row, right on the end on the right side of the stage. We were ecstatic. I felt like my prayers had been answered. I was about to see Adam Mitchel Lambert 10 feet away. Right in my face. Nothing could have prepared me for what was to come. Allison was on first, and she really rocked. I loved her on Idol but I’m not to familiar with her post Idol music, with the exception of maybe a few songs, but I was very pleasantly surprised. She has an amazing stage presence, a beautiful voice, and her and her amazing band rocked it out. After Allison was done the anticipation began to grow. We saw the road crew setting up for Adam’s band, and it was like torture waiting for it to start. As soon as the lights went down and the Brad Walsh FYE remix began to play over the speakers. The crowd went wild. We sang that song at the top of our lungs. I know Adam had to have heard us. You could literally feel the energy surging through the room. It was an amazing feeling. Suddenly the band hit the stage, and then, this slender, tall figure in a fringed jacket and top hat appeared on the platform. The opening lines of Voodoo began to play, and he appeared out of the darkness. Seeing him there, hearing his voice, feeling his presence, it didn’t seem real. It felt like a dream. Arms in the air, and moving along to the music as much as I could in the sea of people. I sang every word at the top of my lungs. As Adam slinked across the stage, hitting every note perfectly, I was trying to convince myself in my head that this was really happening even though it felt unreal. The opening medley was perfection. Sexy, sensual, fun, orgasmic. Adam lightly pulled Tommy’s hair during DTRH, then put his arm around him, and sang “It starts with his bass and it ends in my crystal balls” and motioned toward his crotch…UNF. During ROF, on his knees on the platform, I knew right then that Adam was feeling incredibly sexy. His hands roamed all over his body as he hit notes that made my ears smile. Again I try to tell myself this was real, but my brain would not believe it. Fever began and oh….my….goddddd. I think my brain short circuited from sexy as I watched this one. The dancing…oh man can this boy move. After Fever came Sleepwalker…..oh wow, just wow. The notes he was hitting were mind boggling. I stood there in awe as this tall, breath takingly gorgeous man stalked the stage in a floor length trench coat, pouring his heart out onto the stage. The acoustic part of the show was up next, starting with WWFM. As he sat down, he said something like “It’s hot in here…I’m melting….gettin me all steamy in here, I like it.” He rolled his neck back and moaned ever so slightly. I was convinced at that point that he was trying to kill us all slowly with his sexiness, and it was working. Utterly and completely seduced beyond all reason, Adam began to break open our hearts with the most beautiful versions of WWFM, Soaked, and Aftermath I have ever heard. Recordings can not capture the beauty of this man’s voice. Hearing it live is like nothing else I have ever heard. Something along the lines of 10,000 angels having a collective orgasm on a rainbow made out of puppies and glitter. By the time Adam came out after the interlude to perform SFW, he was completely drenched in sweat. Soaking wet hair that he kept running his fingers through….it was sexier than just about anything you could ever imagine. Sure Fire Winners was full on energy. A celebration, an anthem. Damn he was just on fire on that stage, hitting perfect note after perfect note. Dancing care free and in a way that made you want to rip your clothes off and pounce on him right there in front of 1200 other people. Strut was next. OMGGGG talk about sexy. I can’t believe he actually put on that jacket in that heat…talk about dedication to your theme. Poor baby must have been burning up at that point, because the sweat just kept dripping off of him. He didn’t let it stop him though, and he gave that song his all. At one point the suggestively stroked his cane as he sang “don’t it feel good, don’t it feel hot.”….he is the biggest tease on the planet. After Strut came Music Again. This was so much fun….for some reason in my head this song was just a blur…a beautiful blur, but I do remember that Adam was not only dripping sweat during this one but also happiness. Next up was Broken Open. He stood on the platform again for this one, and sang it flawlessly. I was in a trance as he sang. After Broken Open was IIHY, and this was my second favorite song of the night (first of course being the encore :-D). Adam introduced the band before it began, and it was so adorable. After he introduced Tommy he leaned on him and said “bass bass bass bass” and then chuckled. It was so adorable. I feel like this song is our anthem of love. During the chorus the entire crowd was jumping up and down and singing. It was a beautiful feeling of being connected. In the middle of the song, after he introduced the dancers and crumped with Brooke (hahaha so fuckin’ sexyyyy) he turned to the crowd and said “and I love all of you, too.” For some reason, hearing him say that, and just feeling the love pouring out of him and into all of us, I will admit I got a bit choked up and a tear or two may have fallen out of my eyes. After it was all over, the lights all went down again and we began to chant “Adam, Adam, Adam!” and then “One more song”. 1200 people began to stomp their feet on the ground, begging for just one more. We shook the foundation, literally. I was expecting Mad World. He had done it for the first two shows, and I assumed he would do It here. As the band and Adam came back out, and he said something along the lines of “you might know this one” Monte began to play the opening cords to WLL acoustic. I almost fell over right there. Was this actually happening? Had the universe really heard me and then gave me what I wanted? This was unreal. For over 5 minutes Adam made love to us all with his voice. It was the most sensual, sexual, erotic thing I have EVER experienced. Towards the end of the song, he made his way over to my side of the stage. He reached his hand out at us and made a motion like he was trying to grab at us, and I swear in that moment we locked eyes. You guys know those sexy, intense stares he sometimes gives in photos? THOSE were the eyes that I locked onto. The moment probably only lasted 5 seconds, but everything stood still for me. It felt like atleast 30 seconds. My knees went weak. I couldn’t move or think. All I could do was utterly and completely allow myself to be swept away in his stare. I probably looked hilarious, with my mouth wide open, with a look of ecstasy on my face. And then, as soon as it began, it was over. I watched as Adam disappeared from the stage. Afterward @tonzey211 and @Manon74 and I just stood there, incoherently asking one another if that really just happened, looking around dazed, and trying to gain our composure. Dripping in sweat, my soul singing after having been made love to, I eventually made my way over to the merch booth were I bought 3 t-shirts, a keychain and that infamous “Adam Lambert is my BF” sticker, haha. Being that drunk on love makes you wanna spend all your money for some reason, hahaha. Walking away from the merch booth we spotted LP at the bar, and I went up to him and told him the show rocked, gave him a little hug, and let him go on his way. I spotted Monte across the room and went to say hi to him as well. Took a picture with him, lookin’ like I just got his by a hurricane of love (which technically I did). I think I made a bad joke or something, I don’t really even remember what I said, haha, all I know is I was out of my mind with happiness, love, and pure bliss. On the way home in the car, laying in the backseat as my boyfriend drove, I allowed myself to cry. They were the happiest tears I have ever cried. I felt so overwhelmed with happiness. Did that really just happen? I’m still not sure if it did.

A few little highlights of the night that I think I forgot to mention. I was close enough to see freckles. Oh those glorious freckles all over his shoulders. When he had on that vest I found it impossible to not stare at them. Like beautiful stars kissing his skin all over. Also, Adam is a thousand times more gorgeous in person that I could have imagined. I know he is unbelievably sexy in photos and in videos, but my god. If you have never seen him up close in person, prepare yourself. I have never seen anyone that gorgeous before. I found it impossible to take my eyes off of him. I honestly do not even remember seeing anything on the screen behind him, because I could not let my eyes leave him for even a moment. This is probably why I took so few photos. I just wanted to let him fill every one of my senses. He has a stage presence that is out of this world. You can FEEL his energy, literally. He makes every one feel sexy, he oozes love and happiness. Being in his presence is life changing. It truly is. This concert experience was better than any drug I have ever consumed. Every single one of you needs to go see this man in concert now. Do whatever you have to do to get there, because it will be worth it. Today I am looking at the world through a different set of eyes. I know I’m probably forgetting so many little details that I will probably end up tweeting about later…I’m still in a daze really. I thought I was in love with him before this show, but now I am in love beyond reason. This man will change the world, one hour at a time.

Lahve,
The Frog

Dear Universe,

Well, I usually don't ask you for favors, but my bestest amphibian friend Froggy needs one so I guess I will. She needs to be front row at the concert on Tuesday and I need you to make this happen for her. She's a pretty amazing frog and deserves this more than any other creature I know, and I don't know a lot of creatures. Well, I know Adam, he's a glitter creature. But anyways, can you pretty pretty please with glitter on top let Froggy get front row? Please? Thank you so much I love you starry sky and earth and flowers and water and air and everything :)

Love Always,
Sunshine

~Burrito songs

Hello world, The Frog hurr. :)

In honor of Sunshine's taco songs (see below) I have been inspired to write my own post dedicated to Adam and his ~burrito. Yes, I said his ~burrito. Get your mind out of the gutter pervs, i'm talking about Mexican food....I think. :) We all know Tommy loves ~burritos....I mean, who doesn't really? Nothing beats a good ~burrito after a long night of fighting over who gets the last taco.

*ahem*

-Burrito (Fever)-

There it goes, my burrito heats up so slow,
Sexual bur-ri-to,
Yeah I know we both know it tastes so fine,
So could you add some chives? Yeah, chives.
We'll eat them at the bar, we'll eat them in the car
We'll eat them everywhere sometimes
Could you add some chives? Could you add some chives?
Could you add some chiiiiiives?
Oh baby burritos on
But your salsa's not home
I'm sick of eatin' this alone
My burrito-rrito, yeah!
My one burrito
I wanna eat you alone
Add some salsa, salsa, yeah!


-Burritowalker-

I saw a burrito or two
Sittin' in an empty hallway
I saw some salsa there, too
And I couldn't walk away
They looked so yummy my friend
Loaded with with everything
I taste it all, I taste it all
The beef, again
Inside this burrito's goin' down
There's not a napkin with me
Scream at the stain but no one
Is readin' my lips
It's like they can't even hear
Me screamin' for a wet nap
I've got a stain, I've got a stain
After the way you fed me
I can't eat this all down
I keep chompin' into burritos
That I can't keep down
I said, I just eat this all down
With my salsa stained shirts
Because of you, i'm a burritowalker

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That's all for now, stay tuned for more. :) *ribbit*

Lahve,
Froggy

A glimpse at our madness~

Sometimes, when Sunshine and I are alone at the GGC, we say goodnight to each other....a lot....for no apparent reason. Why? I have no fucking clue.....





Yup. :)

Lahve,
The Frog

Blow Pop Situation~

Dear Sunshine, and the world, but mostly Sunshine,

Yes, I did indeed name my Blow Pop Adam....it was yummy, delicious, and once I sucked most of his candy off I chomped in and nommed his chewy center. I then proceeded to blow him...........his gum, that is.

Lahve,
Froggy

Sweet.

Sunshine making yet another appearance,

Peacefrog has a Blow Pop and she named it Adam. These are the things I learn throughout the day. How many licks does it take to get to the center?

Only pretty boys know that.

Bai.

Tacos and songs were meant for each other :)

Sunshine singing! :)

Yes, singing. Having watched the second ustream of the Glam Nation Tour, I feel compelled to share with you the inspiration I received from a conversation with Froggy over PM during this time. Unlike most people during the ustream, even unlike ourselves actually, our main focus was not on the subject of pants or other clothing items, but rather, mexican food. We then began improving Adam's songs with taco lyrics and the rest is history. Insanity. At its best.


For Your Entertainment:
"So hot out the bag, can we order to go? Turn it up, heat it up. I need to be tacotained. Push the timer, are you with it? Baby don't be afraid...I'm gonna share with you, maybe. Let's go it's my lunch, baby, do what I say. Don't spit out the bits that's on my tray. I told you Imma hungry, I'm on a taco craze, no other mexican food is calling my name."

Broken Open:
"Broken Nachos, dipped into cheeeese. So imperfectly, more salsa please. I like tacos although, don't want to see my cheese dip getting cold. Air your breathing out, watch where you spray. Please walk away, slowly."

Strut:
"I wanna start a taco-revolution, It's a good food solution, Look at the fast food evolution, Its time you made a contribution. Are you hungry today? There's taco's worldwide. Open your mouth, open it wide. Feel the hunger within. Walk out the door, then go explore, maybe you should, go eat a lot. Feel the hunger within. I wanna see you bite, bite, bite, c'mon bite the taco."

Soaked:
Soaked in unknown, sauce and I groan, caution taco zone. Its not the first time, its not the worst crime, my taco will be okay. And you've had enough, taco's loaded with stuff, and you miss so much, you're plain taco."

Aftermath:
"Have you lost your way? Livin' in the shadows of the fast food industry. And so it goes, Everything inside your jumpsuit starts to overflow. Take a step before you leap, into the tacos that you eat. You get back what you ate today, so don't look back on what you weigh. Wanna scream out, no more hiding, it'll be okay if you excersie. Gonna tell you you'll be alright, in the aftermath"

Pick U Up:
"At the fast food window, movin' on, groovin' on, It seems like so long ago, I had mexican food, I'm in the mood. Can I pick it up? Can I pick it up? What're you tryin' to say to me? I wanna taquito, can you make that to go? I'm no longer on my taaaco spree."


Go get a taco or something equivalent in taste,
Sunshine

Holy glittershit...I don't think I am breathing...

Sunshine here:)

Ummmm. Where do i start? Am i breathing? Lets start there. Yes... yes i am. Okay...well that's good. I am sooooo jealous of every living thing within a 20 mile radius of Wilkes Barre, PA last night. Adam was there, and wow, did he make his presence known. Froggy already summarized most of it...so I won't go into too much detail. But I will mention a few things because my heart will burst open like a pinata if I don't describe this epicness to the best of my ability...

I AM FIGURATIVELY DEAD. I FIGURATIVELY HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO LIVE FOR, BECAUSE I FIGURATIVELY JUST DIED after little tiny marshin poeple came down and abducted my brain and planted rhinestone-like gems and little fairys, and smoke, and sparkles into my skull so I may be forever happy on the other side. Also, Aftermath was surprisingly my favorite song last night...it was so beautiful and haunting and I just loved that little bugger of a song. Get in mah heart, nao XD I want to keep you Adam Lambert and all your little fairy employees who successfully invaded my organs (brain and heart). I love that Adam loves his dancers... I'm loving them more and more...especially Sasha she's super sweet :D Monte shredded guitar...the whole band was amazing...but that is to be expected because the are not worldly either :) Tommy's back bend into Adam's stomach is to be remembered...bahahaha. Yes... you remember that. And that whole Voodoo intro with the wolf and the vocals of a seductive Arabian prince or something ... I promise you I will be watching that many times over. Soaked and all those beauties had me glued to my screen this morning...I don't know how that man gently climbs inside my heart and then punches through it all in one hour. And finally...

IIHY was a great way to end the carpet ride. I approve. :)

'Till next time,
Sunshine

Adam Mitchel Lambert is a sex genie from outer space ~

"So here at Glam Nation, we start out seducing you....did it feel good?"

Adam, It felt AMAZING.

Froggy here. :) Tonight the Glam Nation tour kicked off in Wilkes Barre, PA. Thousands of us from all over the world sat huddled around brightly lit computer screens watching a fuzzy and staticy live stream of one of the most epic concerts of all time. We were not disappointed. Seeing the youtube videos rolling in now, and the opening sequence with Voodoo/DTRH/ROF is utterly orgasmic. Sexy, sensual, erotic, tribal, spooky, mad, genius, visually stunning, vocally breath taking. Transitioning from that opening sequence into the acoustic set (which included an amazing version of Aftermath that brought me to tears watching it over the live stream, i'm sure i'm not alone in saying that either) was brilliant. Then came the third part of the show. The celebration of love. Happiness. Sexiness. Everything that Adam represents. Considering this tour was put together so quickly, and this was the opening night, I was thoroughly impressed. I can't wait to see this show live. I am going to melt into a puddle right there at his feet. If you don't hear from me afterward, you will know why.

So, in conclusion, Adam Mitchel Lambert is a sex genie from outer space. He can single handedly seduce an entire room of people and hold them in the palm of his gorgeous, freckly, leather-clad hands. He is not of this earth. He is from somewhere far more sparkly, sexy, and loving than this planet we all call home.

Oh and also, did you see his epic pants? Fuck me sideways two of the most epic pairs of pants known to man. And that hat. That fucking amazing, over the top hat! And his fringed, furry jacket......there are really no words to describe how fucking epic this man is. He makes me want to do ~things to him....rawr.

Ok, off to watch these videos 20 more times and dream of Tuesday. I will be writing a recap of the entire show here, stay tuned. :)

Lahve,
The Frog

Blog Situation~

Hello world, Froggy here. Welcome to my blog situation.

I am with Sunshine on this one. I love saying "situation". I try to squeeze it into my everyday vocabulary wherever I can.

"What are you doing?"
"Making a feather earring situation."

"What do you want for dinner?"
"I dunno...some sort of chicken situation."

"Where are you going?"
"Shopping situation."

And so on....

So, in conclusion, Sunshine has to go to bed and is making me hurry up and write this, it's a rushed blog situation.

I promise we are going to drop some epic blog posts on your asses.

So be prepared for the situation. xD

Sleepshine situation time~

Lahve,
The Frog

I love situations...and I love words :D

And i love the word "situation" :D

Yes, its Sunshine,
I love that word... especially when Adam says it. Situation goes with any word really. You could have a glitter situation, a feather situation, a couchy situation (but really the story behind that is not as good as we are making it out to be... froggy wants me to live on her mom's couch, that's about it), or a campy situation. One time, right before WLL acoustic, Adam said..."We're gonna keep with this acoustic situation" and it was the cutest thing ever :D So yeah, i like that word.

Also, I sometimes find random words hilarious...but I can't think of any funny ones right now...erm... *running away situation*

Bai,
Sunshine

Dear Sunshine, and the world, but mostly Sunshine,

I am aware you are concerned that I am going to make our blog about nothing but Adam's peen. Look, I understand this concern. However, you should understand, that there is more to zipper pants than just peen. I mean, ok, look...the only reason I like those pants is because they are oh so ~flattering to that certain area of Adam's anatomy. But they also have a shiny zipper. I like shiny things. Hence why I like you, SunSHINE(y). xD

Lahve,
The Frog

Dear Froggy, and world, but mostly Froggy,

I have been informed that you are soon to post an in-depth-look-i-mean-analysis on zipper pants. I cannot wait for this post to occur. However, I am going to have to be the voice of reason around here and keep things ~under control as best i can. How may you ask? Well, by balancing out 100,000,000 peen posts with a nice little post here and there about normal things. I guess I can do that.

Luuuuurv you,
Sunshine

Hey, zip it down, zipper your pants for me~

Hello world, Froggy here. So, Sunshine and I have started this little ole blog because...well....we are random and we would like to share our randomness with all of you. I think the one thing Sunshine and I have in common most of all, besides our common love for that gorgeous, sparkly man named Adam, is that we are both pretty random. Sometimes I wish you all could see our private conversations on the GGC.....we can go from talking about zippers to couches in an instant. xD

I have a little secret: Sunshine is WAY pervier than she lets on.


Speaking of perviness, here's a bit of what you can expect from my blog posts:

-Zipper spam~

-Spazzing about Adam and his pants~

-Spazzing about Adam and his insanely orgasmic vocals~

-Spazzing about Adam and his eyebrows~

-Spazzing about Adam and his bottom lip~

-Couch talk~

Essentially this won't be much different than my twitter page....only more couch-like. :) I promise to explain the couch references in later posts. It is a boring, random story. :)

So, this is Froggy, signing off, until next time~

Lahve,
The Frog

Take a seat on the couch :D

Sunshine here,
Also referred to as: moonshine, smutshine, spazshine, peenshine, badshine... and the list goes on and on.

So hai XD Once upon a time sunshine and the frog decided to create a blog. People always told sunshine and the frog that they needed their own show, but sunshine and the frog live too far away from each other for that. soooo here's our new blog instead :)

The frog and I have many things in common... we laugh at stupid shit, we love Adam Lambert, we often don't sleep when we should, we peek through windows, we tweet Adam zipper songs, and we love life :) The frog's contribution to this: "we're both cray cray, we both love adam and his peen, we're both silly and creative and funny and wow i sound full of myself."

More to come,
Sunshine