Pssssst. Froggy. ICU :) I miss you!!!!!

Hiiiii world.

This sun misses her frog so we think we want to entertain you again by posting crazy things :D

*jumps up and down*

I miss you I miss you I miss you Froggy :)

Love,
Ball of gas in the sky that heats the Earth :)

Going To See Adam In Less Than Two Weeks!!!!!!!!!!! *FALLS OVER*

Yep, that's it :))

If anyone still reads this thing haha.

Lahve,
Sunshine

Song about rainbows and unicorns~

me and tommy joe,
sittin' on a rainbow
skittles like to flow, sometimes
lemon or lime... l-lime?

we'll never get too far
do you like em, sweet or sour?
rainbow menage a trois, someitmes
lemon or lime...l-lime?

oh baby, light's on
and that's the sun
our rainbow song has just begun, hey
give me fever, fever, yeah
my one and own
adam's a unicorn
give you fever, fever, yeah

there he goes
my gay christmas elf
'cause sweetheart no no nobody
a-no-no-knows me or can find
(a gay christmas elf)
the color of lime, l-lime

oh look we're up real far
so close to the stars
rainbow menage a trois, sometimes
lemon or lime... l-lime?

oh baby, light's on
and that's the sun
our rainbow song is almost done, hey
give me fever, fever, yeah
my one and own
adam's a unicorn
give you fever, fever, yeah

Yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah

You burn me, burn me up
Baby yeah, yeah,

baby strawberry,
grape, lemon, or lime
lime...l-lime?

end scene~

Sunshine, out XD

The Worst Attempt at a Poem Ever :D

two words: adam. wet.
interested now? lmfao yeah i bet
he's at a pool partyyyyy with tommy
ermm there's gonna be a tsunami?
a huge wave that sends everyone (and all clothing items) flying
and thanks to sasha's tweets, everyone's spying
in the pool just floatin' in the water
heheheh my poem is getting hotter
adam with no shirt
for all you glambert perverts :)
monte and longineu chillin' in the hot tub
while adam makes the pool into his personal club
daylight or not
the pool party's hot
use your imagination for the rest
adam's half dressed... ;D lmfao

So Fashionable ~

One time I had a dream that I met Adam while wearing neon yellow rollerskates and standing on a bench :D lmfao :) The rest of the story is blurry and not important, but Adam hugged me and I squeezed him and whipered in his ear "I love you Adam".

Yup :)
Sunshine

Dear Universe,

I'm going to make this short and sweet. Please let my favorite green frog meet Adam Lambert on Friday. This would make her very happy, and therefore make me happy too. I hope you are not too busy and can do this. She secretly wants to...well I'll let her tell you that part.

Thanks so much Universe :)

Lahve,
Sunshine

This Is My Life~

"Sunshine I wanna meet Adam, and bear hug him until he tells me im hurting his nipple piercings and then go "AH HA!" xD lmao"

Go Find The Light :)

Sunshine poem spam time :) Hope you enjoy it.


Hello sir, how are you today?
I should probably mention, my boyfriend is gay
I hope you take your picket sign
And stick it where the sun don't shine

'Cause hate is a bad game to play
Who honestly cares who's straight and who's gay?
I hope you find another way
To say you don't like yourself today

Open your eyes and open your mind
It's hard to see if your heart is blind
Take a step and fall into the glitter
And quit being so god damn bitter

It took a while, but I did learn to see
That hate is hard and loving is easy
And don't you know, no path is the right way
You say, that you've seen the light, oh baby, not quite

Oh baby, not quite
Oh baby, not quite
Oh baby, not quite
Go find the light

In Response To Froggy's Post...Ahem.

The Adam, Tommy kiss....

I need to sing you a song.

It goes a little something like this:

I kissed a boyyy and I liked it...
The taste of his cherry chapstick...
I kissed a boyyy just to try it
I hope his girlfriend don't mind it,
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean we're in love tonight

*sneaks away veryyy quietly*

How to fap yourself into another dimension~

Hello lahves, Froggy hurr. So....tonight in Washington DC Adam Mitchel Lambert and Thomas Joseph Ratliff did this:




Then, later on in the evening, Adam and his epic, sexy, stellar, incredible, fucking out of this world band did this:



Watch both videos back to back....watch them over and over again....I dare you....and when you are done, you will have indeed fapped yourself into another dimension.

The sexiness of the kiss. The AMAZING fucking vocals in WLL (this man is not real and no one will ever be able to convince me otherwise).....the half acoustic/half electric situation. HE GOT ON HIS FUCKING KNEES to sing those last notes....omfg....I just don't even have words for how truly epic Adam Mitchel Lambert is. He is a legend already in my eyes. The most epic performer of all time.

Oh and he totally ate Tommy's face. He's such a pretty wittle Tommy kitty....nomnomnom. xD

Lahve,
The Frog

Maybe I Should Be Like Cheeks

And accept that I have lost my funny, was never funny in the first place, or misplaced it during my Adam spazzing...

I will contemplate this and get back to you on that one.


On a side note: britttneyx on my twitter informs us all that "8.5 is the length of 2 fucking hot dogs!!"

In case you needed to know that for any reason... you are now well informed.

Sincerely,
Sunshine

Oh Great Froggy... Now Look What You Did!

You are going to make them all think I am needy and stuff! :P When.........IN REALITY I am just...needy. There's a difference Frog...there's a difference. See...now if only I could make them see this.

Hai guise, I lurve you and would love to know who actually reads this nonsense, that's all ;)

Love,
Flaming Ball of Gas That Heats The Earth :)

So, Sunshine said to me just now....

...that she would post more if more poeple commented on this here blog more.....she's very needy star that sits at the center of our solar system. :)

So I said to her, "hey Sunshine, we should make a post about that."

To which she replied, "Ok...but you go first."

So, here I am.

Ya know guise, I know we're not that interesting and all I talk about is peen and pants and Adommy lovin', but...Sunshine is needy and needs comments.

So comment my celestial friend so she doesn't abandon my amphibian ass on the couch all by myself. xD

Lahve,
The Frog

I'm Drinking.

What? Who is this posting? It can't be Sunshine. Can it? No.... *gasp* What? Wait no... seriously... huh?

Yeah you caught me. I'm drinking...drinking water out of a fake plastic wine cup while Froggy gets drunk on Tequila. My life fails, miserably.

But I win because I can seem more drunk without being drunk than she will ever be. Look, I even sound drunk because I'm rambling. At least I can spell, right?

Hellerp Hangdover.


Note: My whole twitter feed is also on something right now. It's scaring me...lmfao

^^^^ See That Couch Up There ^^^^

I just realized my whole entire head is bigger than Adam's body alone. The Sun has a huge ass head. Well....better to see you with...better to hear you with...and better to think up and make stupid posts for you my dear :)


The Frog is looking rather bloated too... hai Froggy...think about cutting down on the Adommy consumption eh? Lurve you :D

So I Guess I'm Supposed To Post Something Normal Now...And Innocent

Hm...

Well I was practicing my drawing skills (or lack there of) on Adam today...and I became very frustrated when I soon noticed his eyes were starting to look alien-ish. And not in a good way. I then noticed that his body was not proportioned right, and he began to resemble a bobblehead doll, instead of the precious singer I love with his cute little buzz cut on the side. So i erased his head. Yes, I erased his head.The top part. And tried to fix his hair. And then I tired to fix his hand because it was too small. And well... what I WILL say is that Adam Lambert does not have a face right now...just some nice little smexy eyebrows...messed up hair and a bobblehead-ish type figure goin' on. Needless to say... i'm holding off until tomorrow to make another attempt at that one.

Love,
Pathetic Sunshine and her pencil drawing o.O

Tender little kissies~

First night in NYC, Adam and Tommy killed us with sexiness, and on night 2 they killed us with presh:



Tender little pecks for his pretty, pretty Kitty. I love how Adam totally didn't even mind fucking up his own lyrics to dive back in for just one more smooch. I bet he tasted like cherry lip gloss. Rawr~

Who knows what these teases have in store for us next...all I know is, I'm lovin' me some Adommy.

Lahve,
The Frog

Once upon a time....

...Adam Mitchel Lambert and Thomas Joseph Ratliff tongued each other down on stage. I fapped for 2 hours and then fapped again...and again...and again....

My panties melted. My brain is mush.

Ladies and gentlemen....prepare to jizz


Later that night, Adam Mitchel Lambert came back out and made love to the entire audience with his voice



And we all fapped ourselves out of existence.

Lahve,
A very dead Frog

Once upon a time...

Adam Mitchel Lambert and Tommy Joe Ratliff had lip secs.



My panties just melted.

DID YOU FUCKING SEE THAT!? He grabbed him by the hair and pulled him in and gave his chin the slightest of licks after their lips came THIS fucking close to touching.

Adam and Tommy then proceeded to laugh, knowing that we all want to see them kiss again, and also knowing that being the two biggest teases on the planet is great fun.

So, in conclusion, this is my fap material for the rest of the year.

Lahve,
The Frog

Two Words.

Lip Secs.

That is all. Thank you, come again.

Sunshine


~Now over to Froggy because she will out-do me like she always does and run off and steal my idea. Yep, ICU. Here it comes :P Oh well, I'll let her.